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[glitterpants]

 

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❝Heh. So you're trying to get in contact with me to schedule a date.
I'm busy right now trying to make world peace in this wretched place, please leave a message. Stay beautiful, Karamatsu Girls~.❞

Comments

[devilzrighthand]

you got a point. times like that, there's nothing wrong with kicking some ass.

but what if it's a person you care about who's pissing you off?

[glitterpants]

_{[ lmaooo this happens EVERYDAY, LLOYD. ]}
I
continue to love them no matter what they do
isn't that what you should do?

[devilzrighthand]

pretty sure it ain't. unless you're jesus christ i guess, and look how he ended up.

[Nailed to a cross. Not a real fun pastime, in Lloyd's opinion.]

they love you no matter what you do, too?

[glitterpants]

_{[ There's a pause before he can reply. ]}

i'm not sure
_{[ ughhhh, no. They may not treat him the greatest but that isn't true. ]}

[devilzrighthand]

well if they don't then it's not real fair to you, right?

[glitterpants]

no.. but .. it's always been that way...
they're all i have got..

[devilzrighthand]

i get that, man. i'm not saying you should stop loving them or be a dick for no reason.

but if they really give a shit about you, they can deal with you giving them a piece of your mind every now and then.

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[glitterpants]

I see... that is some good advice..
_{[ it's kind of common knowledge, but oh well. ]}

For example... if they say things such as..
"Ah, Karamatsu-niisan, you are so painful!"

I should be mean to them.. and say this..

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[glitterpants]

"Excuse me i don't think you should say that to me that is not very nice what do you think Mommy would think if she knew you were still bullying me??"
_{[ He's trying. Very Hard. He has never tried so much in his life. ]}

[devilzrighthand]

[Well, that's...

Yeah. A for effort, buddy. Could use maybe a little work, but it's a start.]

yeah, kinda like that.

but you can be even a little meaner. maybe dump the excuse me part, and throw in something like..

"how about you back off before i get real painful on your ass?"

[glitterpants]

That sounds terrifying.. what if they never speak to me again?
_{[ this is going to take some work, man. ]}

[devilzrighthand]

well, you don't gotta start that strong. maybe build up to that.

you're an actor right? think of it as practicing for a role. a badass role like john wayne.

[glitterpants]

Oh. i see.
I should tell them to back off, that they are trash, and then they something like..
"Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid."

and spit to the side with my hands in my pockets..

_{[ don't just quote John Wayne... well, I guess you can but that might look silly. ]}

[devilzrighthand]

well you don't gotta go with that exact quote.
maybe put your own spin on it, you know?
but the spitting is a nice touch.

[glitterpants]

What if i spit.. ON them???
Is that too much???
I'm not sure if i can do that to my own brothers..

[devilzrighthand]

[This is gonna end VERY BADLY.]

i'd stick to side spitting. cool and classic.

spitting on somebody is pretty high up on the fuck you scale.

[glitterpants]

There's a fuck you scale, I understand.
If I could see this scale that would probably be helpful.. then i will know what to do to take it easy and what to do when i'm really pissed off.

This is extremely helpful.

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[devilzrighthand]

gimme a second

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[devilzrighthand]

[A few minutes later.]

there i found it

A+

[glitterpants]

Heh. Excellent.
I want to make sure i do not overdo my boundaries when i tell them to step off until the time is right.

[devilzrighthand]

sounds like you got it figured out.

go with your gut if you're not sure how big a fuck you you wanna send. but definitely don't kick anybody in the balls first thing. that's like dropping a nuke, only it hurts worse.

[He suspects that with the kind of pickup lines he uses, Karamatsu is pretty familiar with that special breed of pain.]

[glitterpants]

Oh trust me i would not abuse such a sacred scale in a way like that.

This conversation has been helpful. I appreciate your concern as always.