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[ The scene looks like a dark castle, a silhouette in front of a tall, full window. Karamatsu is seen, dressed in something like this. It does a close up on him and he unbuttons his collar, whipping his fringe to the side.
An attractive looking woman— demon— demon-woman, I guess, approaches him. Her skin is red, her eyes are green— she looks like a monster. A pretty monster, nonetheless. Dramatic piano music plays in the background, the curtain from the window whipping in the breeze.
So far, there have been no words to this commercial.
Her long nails scrape through his hair as she murmurs near his ear. It's obvious they're gonna do it. A few more scenes of her playing with his hair, and then: ]
'My Devil, what shampoo do you use? It smells exquisite.'
[ Anybody who knows Karamatsu well will know the look on his face clearly indicates he probably has never been this personal with a woman before, but those who don't know him, he hides it well. It is acting after all.
With an intense gaze, he places his hands on her shoulders, and then cups her from under the chin. ]
'My darling, I only use the finest. Mo'Real, because I am worth it.'
'Ugh. How BORING!!'
[ With distaste, the woman hisses, baring her teeth and slapping him across the face. Then, a loud announcer voice: ]
HAS YOUR CURRENT SHAMPOO LEFT YOU LIKE THIS VIRGIN?
TRY 'MYSTERY SHAMPOO' THE SHAMPOO WITH A SURPRISE!! GUARANTEED TO MAKE BATH TIME (AND BEDTIME) AN ADVENTURE, EVERY TIME!!
WANT LONG HAIR FAST? TRY THIS SHAMPOO! WANT CURLY HAIR? TRY THIS SHAMPOO!! STRAIGHT HAIR?? THIS SHAMPOO IS WHAT YOU NEED! SPICE UP YOUR LOOK WITH A UNKNOWN CHANGE AND WOW YOUR SWEETHEART! THIS SHAMPOO CAN DO ANYTHING TO YOUR HAIR!!
[ The next part is said very quickly: ]
SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE AND ARE NOT LIMITED TO: HAIR LOSS, LICE, FATIGUE, DROWSINESS, DIZZINESS, VOMITING, DEPRESSION, TROUBLE URINATING, AND BURNING ASS-HAIRS.
[ the scene cuts to the girl again— looks like she might have beaten Karamatsu to the ground, and has her foot on his chest, holding the Mystery Shampoo in her hand. ]
'Because girls LOVE a little Mystery!'
An attractive looking woman— demon— demon-woman, I guess, approaches him. Her skin is red, her eyes are green— she looks like a monster. A pretty monster, nonetheless. Dramatic piano music plays in the background, the curtain from the window whipping in the breeze.
So far, there have been no words to this commercial.
Her long nails scrape through his hair as she murmurs near his ear. It's obvious they're gonna do it. A few more scenes of her playing with his hair, and then: ]
'My Devil, what shampoo do you use? It smells exquisite.'
[ Anybody who knows Karamatsu well will know the look on his face clearly indicates he probably has never been this personal with a woman before, but those who don't know him, he hides it well. It is acting after all.
With an intense gaze, he places his hands on her shoulders, and then cups her from under the chin. ]
'My darling, I only use the finest. Mo'Real, because I am worth it.'
'Ugh. How BORING!!'
[ With distaste, the woman hisses, baring her teeth and slapping him across the face. Then, a loud announcer voice: ]
HAS YOUR CURRENT SHAMPOO LEFT YOU LIKE THIS VIRGIN?
TRY 'MYSTERY SHAMPOO' THE SHAMPOO WITH A SURPRISE!! GUARANTEED TO MAKE BATH TIME (AND BEDTIME) AN ADVENTURE, EVERY TIME!!
WANT LONG HAIR FAST? TRY THIS SHAMPOO! WANT CURLY HAIR? TRY THIS SHAMPOO!! STRAIGHT HAIR?? THIS SHAMPOO IS WHAT YOU NEED! SPICE UP YOUR LOOK WITH A UNKNOWN CHANGE AND WOW YOUR SWEETHEART! THIS SHAMPOO CAN DO ANYTHING TO YOUR HAIR!!
[ The next part is said very quickly: ]
SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE AND ARE NOT LIMITED TO: HAIR LOSS, LICE, FATIGUE, DROWSINESS, DIZZINESS, VOMITING, DEPRESSION, TROUBLE URINATING, AND BURNING ASS-HAIRS.
[ the scene cuts to the girl again— looks like she might have beaten Karamatsu to the ground, and has her foot on his chest, holding the Mystery Shampoo in her hand. ]
'Because girls LOVE a little Mystery!'