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I have part of my own family here. That won't be necessary.

[ that's even if she ever needs anybody, which isn't likely to happen. she's used to being on her own and taking care of herself, even if that's not preferable. then again, all that alone time has forced her to be less picky about company so, reluctantly, she sends a follow up: ]

But thank you.

I see. Congratulations, as family is the closest thing to your very heart.
_{[ Karamatsu can get it. Family is important. It should be the most important thing! He's oblivious that Carolina is probably talking about her extended family and not actual blood family.. because that's all Karamatsu ever knows. Does she have a hot sister? Or brother? Somebody else who can succumb to his advances a lot easier?
Look, he's really desperate, but something about Carolina's bitchiness is attractive. It's probably cause it's something he lacks in his own personality.
Still, he's persistent. Just like Wash encouraged him to be. Just like Maine cheered him on for! He's gullible and stupid, following pathetically the rhythm of his broken heart.

He also remembers the second he talked about guns with Sombra, things went a lot smoother..
Hm... ]}

I can understand the invitation i just extended might have been bold. Fret not, i know it can be intimidating when somebody says something such as that. However, i would enjoy escorting, or being escorted, to the shooting range with you one day.
After all, nothing is more satisfactory than letting loose that bottled up anger with a M134 Minigun on a sunny day.
_{[ do they have miniguns here? can he use them at the shooting range? who knows, but Karamatsu is fond of them— and believe it or not, he's got a lot of anger that he doesn't show to release.

ALSO HE STILL. HASN'T EVEN MET HER. ]}

[ he can't tell, but carolina's squinting hard at her display in confusion right now. that's the wordiest goddamn way to invite someone to the shooting range she's ever seen and she can't even figure out why he's trying to. ]

Shouldn't Wash be training you in guns? He's a better shot than I am.

[ and far more willing to deal with these sorts of messages, she's sure. she has no idea what she's supposed to say here that isn't telling him to go screw himself. ]

_{[ SWEATS.... CONFIDENTLY... ]}

_{[ don't give up, don't give up, don't give up, don't give up. ]}
Are you certain? Because you have hit my heart on the bullseye.

_{[ NO. NO. NOOOOO. NNNNNOOOO. FUCKING. NOOOO.
THIS IS TYPING. YOU HAD TIME TO ERASE THAT AND SAY SOMETHING SMART. ]}

Edited 2017-02-19 05:28 (UTC)

[ what the fuck is this? ]

Excuse you.

[ you never know when someone might ask you out.

that's what this is and oh god, now that carolina's made the connection, she's going to have to have a talk with wash at some point. he's to blame, she knows he is. she wants to shoot them both. ]

[ but she did give her word so surely she can handle one trip to the shooting range with an idiot. he's not caboose. he probably won't shoot her.

fine. ]

I'll get back to you when the power's stable. But we're doing practical pistols. Not whatever the hell your minigun is.

_{[ Karamatsu has no idea that Wash has been speaking to her about this and that probably the only reason that she is agreeing to this is the fact that he's behind all of this. It doesn't matter, though. An action girl agreed to go on a date with him once things get sorted out.

She doesn't see it, but he's jumping with joy for awhile before he calmly pecks out a message. ]}

I see. What a great choice... i knew you would be bewitched by my persistent charm eventually.
Pistols is fine. It is whatever you want, actually.

Edited 2017-02-20 02:20 (UTC)

Great. Try not to get spaced or anything between now and then.

[ she has to prove to wash that she's capable of going on a date, so she might as well get it over with. and this guy isn't the worst. ]

I will take care of myself.. just for you!
I can't wait to see your heaven-sent face. ♡
_{[ this is too much..... he's going to probably stop texting cause he's doing a little happy jig in the hallways... nice.. ]}

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