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[Osomatsu... squints... honestly, Karamatsu. what are you doing while Osomatsu isn’t home? he follows the sound of the music, trying to find his brother]

_{[ Sure enough, Karamatsu is jamming in the main bed room. His voice is coming out of some speakers, but he is also singing with himself. In the full body mirror. In a pair of leather hot pants and cowboy boots.

And that's it.

He's sort of dancing, but if Osomatsu even bothers to study him much, he'll realize it's just a bunch of dramatic poses in motion.

It seems like he's recorded his voice and it's playing, but the fact he's singing with himself makes it double obnoxious. It's so noisy, he doesn't even hear Osomatsu come home at all. Feel free to walk in on him. ]}

Edited 2018-02-02 02:53 (UTC)

[wh... at... in the world is this painful garbage? Osomatsu is so stunned at first that he just stares. and then it finally hits him, and he laughs loudly, hitting the doorframe with his fist. oh, gosh. it hurts! his ribs are cracking]

K-Karamatsuuuuu!

_{[ For once, Karamatsu feels embarrassed at himself. Everybody does stuff they don't want other people to see, and this is definitely something that Karamatsu had wanted to keep privare from everyone.. you know, until the time is right.

Karamatsu shrieks in alarm and rushes to turn the music off, actually falling into complete silence after that.
He even refuses to look at Osomatsu. ]}

[the only sound now is of Osomatsu laughing his ass off. he even slides to the floor, tears of mirth streaming down his cheeks. poor Karamatsu, you don’t deserve this. or maybe you do]

O-Oh my God! I can’t breathe! [he’s howling! even though he’s the one covered in actual glitter]

S..Shut up, Osomatsu! It isn't what you think it is!
_{[ what... what even is it? What could Osomatsu possibly think it could be anyway? Nobody really knows. ]}

I-I-I'm certain normal people do this all the time! I'm normal! It's normal!
_{[ wow Karamatsu what are you kinks... ]}

It isn’t what i think? [PFFFF] I’m not even sure of what I’m seeing, you dumb lug!

[he was finally managing to get a grip, and he pulled himself up to his feet, moving over to where Karamatsu is. he wants to ruffle his hair, but the last time he did that, Karamatsu was very sour with him, so he holds back]

What you are seeing.. it is ... art! It isn't anything you could understand.
_{[ wistfully... looks into the distance.... ]}

Right, right. art. [Osomatsu shakes his head] Well, if the artist is hungry, I brought home some chocolate cake.

_{[ He's not going to other changing clothes or anything like that, nope. He's just gonna sit with Osomatsu in his embarrassing lack of attire. His mood seems to instantly switch when Osomatsu mentions cake. ]}

Uwah.. you brought cake home, Osomatsu-niisan? Ah! Where did you get cake from?
_{[ Instantly, he's heading over to Osomatsu, looking for the cake.. where is it.. ]}

[Osomatsu turns to head back to the kitchen. that’s where the cake is!] Ah... [Karamatsu called him Osomatsu-niisan! how good!] I went to a restaurant after the tournament. It was a nice place, had a lot of good food! I even brought home leftovers.

_{[ You'd call Karamatsu niisan too if 1.) you were older, 2.) brought home cake for no apparent reason. He trots after Osomatsu like a lost puppy... a lost, weird looking puppy in leather boy shorts. Do us a favor and make him change, Osomatsu. ]}

I see.. I did not participant in such a tournament. The paint.. it could mess up my hair.
_{[ wh... ]}

I do not want to look unfashionable during a paintball tournament.
_{[ bro what. ]}

Dude, you missed out. [he turns to face Karamatsu again, gesturing to his own glittery body] See this? A glitter bomb hit me! [he makes an explosion sound, spreading his fingers for emphasis] Pew! Glitter everywhere! It was an immediate loss!

_{[ where the cake... he's scourging the kitchen..
He does, however, turn to give Osomatsu a look over and huffs out. ]}

Amateur. You are hardly glistening. If you want to be vibrant and stand-out, I will introduce you to a glitter bomb.. a fashion glitter bomb!
_{[ that's not the point?? ]}

I'm proud of you, though. You tried, but I am not surprised you lost.
_{[ completely rude.. ]}

[.......................................

ow. Osomatsu squints at him. the cake is on the counter, in a plastic bag, with more leftovers]

Yeah, well. I didn't completely lose, if you want the truth.

_{[ Karamatsu has discovered this bag and he's discovered that yes, there is food in here. He sniffs the air but goes for the cake that was promised. He gets himself a fork and eats it right out of the box after cutting a small piece to save for Ichimatsu.
If there was one thing they all were good at, it was sharing. Karamatsu stuffs cake in his mouth and speaks with it full: ]}

Oh? I don't understand.
_{[ He doesn't... cause you just said it was an instant lost and now suddenly it's not? ]}

[how could Karamatsu be so cute one moment, and then a complete jerk the next? well, that is how they all are, isn't it? he goes to get a glass from the cupboard, then to the fridge, pouring some milk for Karamatsu, because that cake is thick]

I mean... I lost the game, but I won something else. Something better.

[he inhales, closing his eyes and considering what he wants to say]

You, uh. Remember that guy that was at our birthday party? Lyle?

I have no idea who that is.
_{[ He says with such a big, happy smile. The cake was really good! Whatever Osomatsu was talking about.. it wasn't really serious, right? ]}

[well. Osomatsu isn't that surprised]

He's a guy that I've been gettin' close to while I've been here.

[a pause, he looks down. he has to get this out. he has to tell Karamatsu, even though Osomatsu is pretty sure that his twin will not take the news well. but he finally looks up, squaring his shoulders. he wants to tell Karamatsu first because they're close, and also because Karamatsu had confided in him earlier about something like this]

...He asked me out.

_{[ He's not really noticing the way that Osomatsu braces himself, lost in the tranquility of rich cake. It's really rich, but for some reason he isn't taking the milk. He's trying to show off he can handle this rich cake!
Though, Osomatsu ways something really surprising, and Karamatsu starts choking on himself.

Hold on a minute, he's going for the milk now. ]}

_{[ and guzzles a good bit of it, finishing it off with a pssshhhaaa sound. ]}

Wow! Ah! So did you do it? Did you go outside and..
fight him!?

_{[ not that kind of asking out.. ]}

[record scratch]

Wait. What???

He asked you out! Ah, asked you out for a scrap! Some rough-housing! Heh, did you win? Or were your string-bean muscles too weak for him?
_{[ ??? ]}

[EHHHHH?] I... That's not what asking out is! He asked me out as in, like, to date me!

_{[ EHHHHHHH?
Karamatsu's face twists into confusion, much like Osomatsu's looks right now. It was like looking in a mirror! ]}

Ah, w..what? Date you? What for?
_{[ I'm sorry he sounds so unsure, niisan. ]}

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