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[glitterpants]

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	» Age: 24 » Seeking: My adoring Karamatsu boys and girls ♡ » Preferences: I prefer to love slowly, enjoy the satisfying burn of melting desire!! » Interests: You, you, and of course.. you ;) » Bio: I am a man with my own mysterious soul, the windows of my heart guarded, yet yearning to find the person that Fate deems worthy of being my lover. Be the rose that I may pine after and adore, as I will hold onto you no matter how many times you prick me..
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	Karamatsu Matsuno
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Comments

[bottombitch]

[ Eh?

EH?!

Since when did this become 'Karamatsu boys and girls?!?! Wasn't this only Karamatsu Girls before?! Here he was about to leave him a note about how thankful he was on this day of whatever-whatever thanksgiving to have him as a friend and he falls upon this update! What happened?!

...In Aoba's shock he accidentally fumbles his comms device and swipes right. SHIT. BETTER JUST... CLOSE THE APP FOR NOW. ]

wow nice going

[glitterpants]

_{[ Karamatsu has his head up in space all of the time.. but not when it comes to his social media outlets.. especially a dating-friend app! He saw what happened there. A few minutes later, he'll get a text message: ]}

Ah? See something you like, Aoba-kun?

smh

[bottombitch]

I don't know what you're talking about

[ AS IF HE'D ANSWER THIS SORT OF EMBARRASSING QUESTION ]

i thought i sent this tag but i guess not

[glitterpants]

Don't be foolish. I have a screen cap up of it that I will probably cherish forever.
_{[ don't say stuff like this??? wtf.. ]}

fdhnsmjgkhdfjkghd

[bottombitch]

[ HE WHAT ]

Wh-what are you even talking about?!

It's normal for friends to add each other on Friendr!!!

[ Aoba flusters, and it's a miracle of technological advancement that his spelling errors are corrected upon sending. Honestly there were so many of them. ]

[glitterpants]

It's normal for people to ""hook up"" on Friendr too.
_{[ I mean, that's what he's heard. He came here looking for ~*true romance*~ ]}

Ah...... so which is it????
_{[ why are you asking this.. ]}

[bottombitch]

[ Aoba's blushing intensifies. WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS!? ]

I just told you! Scroll up!

I wanted to say that there was this whole Thanksgiving holiday thing and how I'm grateful to have you as a friend but I got distracted by something.

[glitterpants]

It is normal for this to happen.. people mean to tell me something but are distracted by my dashing good looks!

[bottombitch]

[ Dashing good looks JESUS CHRIST KARAMATSU. ]

WE ARE TEXTING

I just noticed you had something... new on your profile, that's all

text; un: slyblue, also I'm sorry for this

[bottombitch]

[ Don't look now, but Aoba thinks he's updating whatever social media platform he's not using properly at the moment. SOMEONE NEEDS TO TAKE AOBA'S COIL AWAY FROM HIM ]

does yoga actually help with back pain or am I just being told that so I can be bendier in the bedroom

asking for a friend

[glitterpants]

_{[ He treats this just like it's just a text message from Aoba, no problem. ]}

I am no yoga or bedroom expert, but it sounds like either outcome would be good for you anyway!
GOOD LUCK!!!

[bottombitch]

UM thanks for the vote of confidence @2cool

[bottombitch]

wow I usually get way more replies than this what the heck

1.???

[glitterpants]

_{[ um.... ]}
Should i reply some more for you then??

[glitterpants]

remember to warm up before beginning yoga!!

[glitterpants]

find some COOOL yoga pants! i could make you some!

[glitterpants]

USE PROTECTION!!!

[glitterpants]

try to touch your toes everyday! I'm counting on you!

[glitterpants]

NEVER GIVE UP OR SURRENDER!!!
***!!!Y O G A E V E R Y D A Y!!!!***

done

[glitterpants]

is this enough replies for you, Aoba-kun?

WHEEZES

[bottombitch]

@2cool stop for the love of christmas

[glitterpants]

_{[ lmao why is he @ him.. ]}
You're the one messaging me but now you don't want to talk???
Ah.. toying with my emotions... i see..

[bottombitch]

[ wait what is he even OH SHIT ]

[bottombitch]

MY BAD

I thought I posted this to my feed

Hi Kara-kun ♡

[ WHEW, this could have been embarrassing! Thank god he caught this mistake early! ]

[glitterpants]

_{[ oh..
He just looks at the message, completely confused. Thankfully, he's kind of dumb, so.. he just moves right along: ]}

Hello, Aoba-kun!!!
I hope your day is magical.. beautiful.. like a blooming flower in the sunshine..
The best day imaginable.. for you!! ♡